Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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