What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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