; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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