Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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