i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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