The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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