Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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