So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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