i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
i now understand why vodka
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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