Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
