so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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