I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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