STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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