I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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