Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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