another moral hangover. fuck.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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