Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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