I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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