is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
should my penis look like a turkey
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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