yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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