just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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