I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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