I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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