Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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