This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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