He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize