Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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