Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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