Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
