So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
