margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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