She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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