She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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