Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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