So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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