So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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