the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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