So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I have tasted many bathrooms
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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