why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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