Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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