So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Houston, we have a blender
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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