I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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