my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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