Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just high enough for therapy.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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