Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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