Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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