How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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