butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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