And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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