just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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