Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm jealous of your bromance
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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