So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
tell me about the eggs
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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