My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
