all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You can make out without kissing
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