Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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