Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Life is so much better after having sex.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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