Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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